Baby Ethereum

BREAKING: BABY ETH JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE BLOCKCHAIN

After months of sipping milk and stacking sats in his diaper… He’s finally here — and he’s bringing moon vibes.

They said he was too young to moon… They said he should stay in the crib… Baby ETH just drooled on the haters and kept crawling to the ATH.

Forget walking — this baby slides straight into the charts like a slippery avocado. Forget talking — his first word was “Wen Lambo?” Forget bedtime — he’s up all night pumping… (the chart, of course)

This is not a coin…This is not a phase. This is a baby-led bull run.