Kermit

Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here! You wouldn't believe the gymnastics I had to do to hop onto your screen today. The WiFi on Sesame Street is as wonky as a soup sandwich, but here we are, against all odds.

Now, brace yourself friend, 'cause I'm about to drop something as wild as a bucket of frogs at a dance party. We're rolling out the green carpet for my very own meme coin! With my closest muppet allies we are coming to remind the internet who the first green frog on your screen was. You, my friend, are not just invited—you're practically being frog-marched to join us on what's guaranteed to be an unforgettable adventure.

So, what do you say help a froggy out? Ready to make it out the street with us?